Skugvr Facinus / Crystal / Mateus

A black viera
walks into a bar...

A SFW lore compliant guyfailure mystery to crack (like literally just end him) ✨

  • Sidequest NPC style interactions

  • Looking for other NPC style characters

  • Clearly communicate boundaries

  • Vanilla-friendly mare

  • Temperance to lore/real-life allegories

  • Sensibility to POC-coded lore

  • Near exclusively in-game writing

  • PG-13 gpose allowed

THAT DARK GUY WITH COOL SHADES πŸ•ΆοΈ

  • Voice montage (Eorzean, Golmorran, Hingan):

  • CHAOTIC EVIL ...
    Team Rocket grunt coded

  • CONMAN WITHOUT THE CONS ...
    Shady snake charisma energy

  • ALL-BLACK MAGITEK NERD ...
    Disdain for colors and magick
    (the POD is the only likeable trait)

  • ANY JOB FOR THE RIGHT PRICE EXCEPT "THAT" ...
    Attracted to everyone equally as in N O P E

  • CYNICAL EDGELORD ENABLER ...
    Might slip a cringe deep dark chuckle

  • OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK ...
    That's all you get not even a name... just the greying hair

  • Themes (probably singing ngl):

Why would you do this to yourself?

Why would you talk to the one person who is clearly up to no good. The one guy who does not seem to know that color exist and always speak in the most suspicious tone.
And while everything he says might sound like a lie, you start to gaslight yourself that, after all, it might be true: there is a reason why your parents warn you about those type of individuals since you were a little kid.
Why are you in the same room as him? You should know better. From the attire, to the hairstyle, to the voice - it is an octave too low to not be the villain of one of those puppet show they do at All Saint Wake.
And before you realize you should leave, now he is spinning you a drink and telling you he noticed you decided to have your earrings match your eyes today! He even noticed it is the drink you always have wherever you go, how did he notice? You usually never tell people this. Maybe he's not so bad aftβ€”and now you are knees-deep sinking in centuries old mud (let's not kid ourselves it's probably shit), far inside the deep ends of a voidsents filled dungeon, doing him a favor without getting paid.
At least it is not boring to be around him? Thisβ€”wait he never said his name. Actually does anyone know it. When I asked him I kinda forgot because he commented on the book I was reading andβ€”wait I don't even have that book in my pack anymore I lent it to him... fuck it was my favorite too.

α“šα˜α—’ MAO MEO

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  • He/Him ✨

  • Adult β‰ˆ30🍸🍢

  • East Asian 🐼✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

  • Queer and proud! β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ

  • Very experienced roleplayer 🎭

  • Psychology and sociology pilled πŸ“š